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June 19, 2013
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Paula Deen admits in deposition to using N-word, telling racist jokes, reports says | Fox News

When Fox news calls you racist. …damn.

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June 19, 2013
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Paula Deen can take her bad body’d butter eating ass straight to hell.

“Have you ever used the n-word?”
“Of couse I have”

Wait. ..what? I knew she was racist (older account s of her ignorance), but bitch at least attempt to be apologetic. Fuck her food, her show, her restaurant, her dumb furniture… all of it. I hope you fail at everything. Everything. Its 2013 and im over this entitlement, pig headed bullshit.

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June 19, 2013
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Recipe *possibly* coming soon. You know because if this tastes like a $$ im just going to act like this never happened. Just so that you know…

Recipe *possibly* coming soon. You know because if this tastes like a $$ im just going to act like this never happened. Just so that you know…

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June 18, 2013
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“Look at this simple b*tch”

I love whoever made this.

(Source: imwithkanye, via ruinedchildhood)

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June 18, 2013
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mamaswears: headsfullofbeez: raisingrowen: Going to print this out and try to stick to it, it’s been hard keeping things together lately.  this is actually brilliant Must. Must. Must.

mamaswears:

headsfullofbeez:

raisingrowen:

Going to print this out and try to stick to it, it’s been hard keeping things together lately. 

this is actually brilliant

Must. Must. Must.

(Source: brittanynwilliams)

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June 18, 2013
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kingsterjay:

How could you not reblog this

(Source: lesmouches, via myheartmysoulmysons)

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June 18, 2013
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Also…

You know what’s hard. Trying to find a job without a degree and no real experience doing much else than making babies.


Need a job to get experience, need experience to get a job.


Womp. Sahm forever.

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June 18, 2013
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Duh…obviously

Taco Bell wants me to be fat. Beefy crunch crack burritos for .99 is back. Whyyyy. And they keep playing the commercial. “For a limited time. …get it while you can.” Bastards. This frito lay, devil rice, mixed with play doh meat…le sigh. Why lord? Why? I already have to lose the 5-8 “stress pounds” I gained(read- I just discovered Whataburger and they are EVERYWHERE down here .and Starbucks) plus the additional pounds I wanted to drop to get tk my goal. Now this spicy flavored bull?


This has been a post avout absolutely nothing. Fuels and powered by Moscato. They sell liquor everywhere here. God bless Florida.

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June 18, 2013
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latta:

katherinedan:

susannahbrown:

a-wolf-at-the-table:

thatgaynerdyguy:

One of my earliest childhood memories is from a DZ Discovery Zone

fuck thoes places, have you seen whats at the bottom of thoes ball pits? Who the fuck is cleaning all that shit.

OH MY GOD THIS WAS MY LIFE

Oh fuck yeah I lost a tooth here

I cried once when I thought I got lost in the play place here. The most traumatic experience of my life.

My local girl scouts rented it out for a night and we lived like bosses. Ball pits, slides. We did it all. We made DZ our bitch. My very first all nighter.

(Source: 90s90s90s, via ruinedchildhood)

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June 17, 2013
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strippingwallpaper: locovirgo: great-brittany: jellyrolland: OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED Whaaat? Where at I just came. Ohhhhh shit!!! Whaaaaaa Ummmm Walmart sells a Great Value clear punch that tastes JUST like Capri sun, but comes in like the HUGE jug style container. I think its like 3 bucks…if that much.

strippingwallpaper:

locovirgo:

great-brittany:

jellyrolland:

OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

Whaaat? Where at

I just came. Ohhhhh shit!!!

Whaaaaaa

Ummmm Walmart sells a Great Value clear punch that tastes JUST like Capri sun, but comes in like the HUGE jug style container. I think its like 3 bucks…if that much.

(via she-does-it-well)